1. |
Shaking Like A Junky
04:22
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Why don't you stay
We'll get intoxicated
Remove the pain
I want to be sedated
Wasting away
It's gotten complicated
Led you astray
I'm cold and calculated
Fading away
The pain’s accumulated
We’ll find a way
We’ll get annihilated
Let me just say
The deal’s negotiated
Led you astray
I’m cold and calculated
And I'm shaking
Shaking like a junky
So I'm taking
Taking all your money
I'm aching
I need something to make the pain go away
I’m wasted
Wasted on you
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2. |
Ode To Fuck All
04:03
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This is an ode to fuck all
Absolutely nothing
Sweet Fanny Adams
Passionate
About nothing
Cos nothing's passionate
About me
Fuck all
The emptiness
Filled with nothing
Void
Fanny Adams wants me
But I don't fucking want her
She wants me
She doesn't want me
I want her
I don't want her
I don't fucking know
This is an ode to fuck all
Absolutely nothing
Sweet Fanny Adams
Forget me
Like I don't exist
I don't exist
I don't exist
Passionate
About nothing
Wish there was something
But wishes are just that
Wishes
Hope
Hope for nothing
No hope
No hope
For nothing
This is an ode to fuck all
Absolutely nothing
Sweet Fanny Adams
Passionate
About nothing
Cos nothing's passionate
About me
Fuck all
The emptiness
Filled with nothing
Void
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3. |
Dirty Little Secret
03:21
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There was a time
When you’d
Play the field
Like you’d
Something to prove
Like you’d
Nothing to lose
You didn’t care
Cos she
Wasn’t there
And you
Lived too fast
Like you
Wouldn’t last
But here we are
And that
Time has passed
Now you
Don’t play those games
And you
Don’t know their names
But you
Fucked them all
Then you
Fucked them more
Then you
Fucked their mothers
And you
Fucked their brothers
You didn’t think
It would
Cause you harm
They were
Roulette games
That you
Liked to play
But then one time
When you
Lost your luck
With that
Dirty fuck
And then
You got sick
You got told
That your
Blood is bad
And that
That was that
And you
Had your way
Now its
Time to pay
You gonna leak it?
Your dirty little secret
You gonna tell it to the one who matters most
You gonna leak it?
Your dirty little secret
Or are you just gonna bury that ghost
She’s the one
That you
Will betray
Cos you
Want her to stay
While you
Slowly decay
Tell her the truth?
Cos you
Knows its right
But you
Gave up the fight
When you
You got told
You got told
That your
Blood is bad
And that
That was that
And you
Had your way
Now its
Time to pay
She’s the best
Fuck
You ever had
But you
Deny the truth
As you
Feel so bad
You tell yourself
That she
Don’t need to know
And you
Keep her near
As you
Have that fear
That she’ll
Walk away
And you
Need her to stay
If you could
You would
Change your past
Maybe
Not live so fast
You gonna leak it?
Your dirty little secret
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4. |
15 Minutes of Shame
04:04
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Upstanding politician
Respected public figure
With a dirty little secret
Kept behind closed doors
Shame faced politician
In stockings and suspenders
He used public money
To pay for his whores
Disgraced politician
Practiced self flagellation
A grubby little pervert
The BBC reports
Sacked politician
Front page of the tabloids
The family man no more
Asks for mercy in the courts
The party is over
It will not be the same
You brought us to our knees
With your 15 minutes of shame
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5. |
Junky Trash
02:58
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You only like it when it’s dirty
You pull the plug on that mainstream shit
You only listen to subversive
You heard it once now you need another hit
You only like it when it’s dirty
You cut the power when it fucks you off
You only listen to subversive
You only listen to that junky trash
Controversy seeking
Sex symbol
Sleazy filth
Gender bending queer
Fickle fashionista
Gutter glamour
Dirty electronic
Obscene
Drag queen
Outrageous porn star
Low moral standards
Perverse sexual activity
Porn star
Shit eating grin
Warped degenerate
Snake hips
Botox lips
Kinky velour
Sick fuck
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6. |
Sissy
03:21
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Did you start to cry when they laughed at you?
Did you turn to run when the big boy threatened you?
Did you tell your mum when they beat you black and blue?
You’re a mummy’s boy and we all hate you.
You’re a sissy
You're a sissy
Did you run a mile when she stripped in front of you?
Were you not quite sure of what you’re meant to do?
You said she loves you, we think that’s not true
Did you get the girl, did she even notice you?
You’re a sissy
You sissy
You sissy
You sissy
You sissy
You sissy
You sissy
Is your mother proud?
Is your dad ashamed of you?
You signed the contract but then you withdrew
You were always scared to try out something new
You should leave this town and move to Timbuktu
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7. |
Sick & Tired
03:34
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Sick and tired
Of being sick and tired
I’m so fucking sick
Sick and tired
Of being sick and tired
I need another fucking drink
The drugs aren’t working
My life’s not working
How much lower can I sink
The drugs aren’t working
My life’s not working
I need another fucking drink
Chest pain
Shortness of breath
Palpitations
And diopheresis
Fatigue
Nausea
Weakness
Indigestion
Age
Family history
Gender
Smoking
Cholesterol
Obesity
Hypertension
Diabetes
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8. |
Crash Test Dummy
03:54
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I'm a crash test dummy
Watch me suffer
Self harm
More pain
Got no
Restrain
No brakes
Can’t stop
Repeat
Non stop
I’m a crash test dummy
Got no restrain
I’m a crash test dummy
Getting my kicks
Masochistic
Nihilist
I'm a crash test dummy
I'm driving too fast
Watch me shatter
Through the glass
I'm a crash test dummy
Getting my kicks
Masochistic
Nihilist
I'm a crash test dummy
I do it my way
I’m everlasting
I’ll die another day
I’m a crash test dummy
Got no restrain
Got no restrain
No brakes
Can’t stop
Repeat
Non stop
I’m a crash test dummy
I'm smashing my face on the windscreen
I'm smashing my face on the windscreen
I'm smashing my face on the windscreen
I'm smashing my face on the windscreen
Head on collision
With planned precision
Let me out
Let me out
Let me do it again
Let me out
I don’t want to go to the hospital
I’m a crash test dummy
Watch me suffer
Twisted lover
Watch me suffer
I'm a crash test dummy
Getting my kicks
Masochistic
Nihilist
I'm a crash test dummy
I'm driving too fast
Watch me shatter
Through the glass
I'm a crash test dummy
Getting my kicks
Masochistic
Nihilist
I'm a crash test dummy
I do it my way
I’m everlasting
I’ll die another day
No brakes
Can’t stop
Repeat
Non stop
I don’t want to go to the hospital
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9. |
Freaks Like Me
03:27
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Freaks like me don’t work 9 to 5
Freaks like me live bohemian lives
Freaks like me outside the norm
Freaks like me we’re failing to conform
Freaks like me cos they’re all freaks too
Freaks like me do what they want to do
Freaks like me thinking outside the box
Freaks like me unplug the jukebox
We’re all out to lunch
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10. |
I'm Dating Myself
04:49
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Everything is wrong
The dealer moves in, down the street
He rides a bike with a note pinned to his seat
“Stop me and buy one” like its fucking ice cream
But the 99 here just dirties the bloodstream
The gene pool is fucked
Don’t ask me out
I need to get out, socialise
But the bingo hall marks the nightclubs demise
And the boarded up shops and damaged bus stops
Keep people away like scarecrows guard crops
The gene pool is fucked
Everything is wrong
I need to get out
The broke and downtrodden buy stolen goods
Stolen to order by a bent Robin Hood
Robbing the shops to feed the neighbourhood
I need to get out, it’s really not good
Everything is wrong
Don’t ask me out
The gene pool is fucked
I’m dating myself
I’m dating myself
Cos everything is wrong
I live in a place
That I don’t belong
I’m dating myself
The gene pool is fucked
I need to get out
I’m dating myself
Everything is wrong
Don’t ask me out
The gene pool is fucked
Everything is wrong
The gene pool is fucked
Everything is wrong
Don’t ask me out
Everything is wrong
I’m dating myself
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11. |
Demon Frequency
05:03
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Why are you tuned in to the enemy's frequency?
Why aren't you tuned into mine?
Why do you listen to the doom and the gloom?
You sons of disobedience
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12. |
Freak Show
03:57
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Ladies and gentlemen ...
Brace yourselves up to witness one who is probably the most remarkable human being ever to draw the breath of life.
Cool your parched mouth out of the gin-bottle
Sit yourselves down
The strangest thing you’ve ever seen
This perverted version of a human being
We’re coming at ya
Like a bullet from a gun
We are the freak show
And we’ve only just begun
We’re coming at ya
We’ll frighten you
Enlighten you
With what you will see
The flotsam
And jetsam
Of humanity
We’re coming at ya
Like a bullet from a gun
We are the freak show
And we’ve only just begun
We’re coming at ya
In the backroom of the public house
Stories told at the penny gaff
Of thieves and gangsters, and hookers and pimps
Highwaymen committing bloody murder
And Pretty Witty Nell, that Protestant whore
Scandalous behaviour with contempt for the law
Moll Cutpurse was about, so they’d better watch out
From Charing Cross to Shoreditch their morals she did flout
We’re coming at ya
Like a bullet from a gun
We are the freak show
And we’ve only just begun
We’re coming at ya
This tale was told in Malefactors Bloody Register
Through the thoroughfares of London
A hotbed of vice in its vilest form
From the workhouse to the side show
Where Merrick was displayed
Human curiosity
The punters were dismayed
It is difficult, indeed, to imagine a human creature more deplorably circumstanced
Get out the gin bottle
We’re coming at ya
Like a bullet from a gun
We are the freak show
And we’ve only just begun
We’re coming at ya
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13. |
Pariah
04:01
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He fixed us with a glare
From his rat poison eyes
Like a Midas in reverse
An abhorrent enterprise
He got it
He spread it
He gave it to us all
He was the first
But we’ll be the last
He’s patient zero
A social outcast
Pariah
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14. |
Kinky Velour
03:26
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Thank you for coming
Take a seat
What’s your name?
They call me Kinky Velour
Kinky velour
His favourite whore
She does it all
And then begs for more
Kinky velour
Famous porn star
She goes to extremes
She raises the bar
He gives her coin
She gives him booty
She does it all
There’s nothing taboo
Promiscuous
Pervert
Jaded
Extrovert
Explicit
Porn star
She does it all
Kinky Velour
Kinky velour
His favourite whore
She does it all
And then begs for more
Kinky velour
Famous porn star
She goes to extremes
She raises the bar
He gives her coin
She gives him booty
She does it all
There’s nothing taboo
Snake hips
Botox lips
Fake tits
A million hits
Sleazy filth
Dirty trash
Does it all
All for cash
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15. |
Exit Homosapien - V2.0
03:30
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Our time is up
We spoiled it all
Now we sit in wait
For the hammer to fall
Exit homosapien
Got to get out
I got to shed this skin
Got to make way
Let new life begin
Exit homosapien
Our time is up
We spoiled it all
Now we sit in wait
For the hammer to fall
The world is so wrong
We no longer belong
Lets ascend
Exit homosapien
I hope and I pray
That I don’t see the day
This all ends
Exit homosapien
Got to get out
I got to shed this skin
Got to make way
Let new life begin
The world is so wrong
We no longer belong
Lets ascend
Exit homosapien
I hope and I pray
That I don’t see the day
This all ends
Exit homosapien
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16. |
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I'm a crash test dummy
No brakes
Can’t stop
Repeat
Non stop
I’m a crash test dummy
Masochistic
I’m a crash test dummy
Got no restrain
I'm smashing my face on the windscreen
Let me out
Let me out
Let me do it again
Let me out
No brakes
Can’t stop
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17. |
The King of the Fairies
03:06
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They called me a sissy
Well that was hardly fair
I’m the king of the fairies
With a story to share
I’m the king of the fairies
That’s what they say
I came by that title
Sometime in May
Now I’m back from my travels
Been to Timbuktu
Had a thing with a chief there
By the name of Amadou
I posted the photos
On my Instagram
And the comments below
Asked “woman or man?”
I’m the king of the fairies
I tried very hard
To be a real man
But it just hasn’t worked
So I am what I am
I’m the king of the fairies
This kingdom is mine
See the glitter
Watch me shimmer
It feels so Divine
I’m the king of the fairies
In the heat of the desert
Down in Timbuktu
I learned a few lessons
From Chief Amadou
I met my Prince Charming
He’s a joy to behold
I’ve come out the closet
So the truth can be told
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18. |
Incarcerated Blues
03:33
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I’m held against my will
Can’t leave this place
I tried to scale the walls
Black dog gave chase
Locked inside a box
A solitary place
Where angels fear to tread
Only demons show their face
Chained up
In a lockdown
No way out
No way out
Whatever led me to
This lonely prison cell?
I lived here all my life
I was born into this hell
Incarcerated Blues
You’d sing them too
Take a walk in my shoes
See the black dog follow you
Chained up
In a lockdown
No way out
No way out
Head full of nothing
Nothing on my mind
Nothing left to give
Nothing to leave behind
Incarcerated Blues
You’d sing them too
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