I've been goin' out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
When we were watching telly
This is what she said
She said listen John i love you
But there this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me
Who's this bloke i asked her
Gordon she replied
Not that puff I said dismayed
Yes, but he's no puff she cried
He's more of a man than you'll ever be
Here we go, 2 3 4
I was so upset that i cried
All the way to the chipshop
When i came out there was Gordon
Standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him, yeh julie
And they were both laughing at me
She is cruel heartless, to pack me for Gordon
Just because he's better looking than me
Just because he's cool and trendy
But i no he's a morron
Gordon is a morron
Gordon is a morron
Gordon is a morron
Here we go 2 3 4
Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart he's very cheap
She is a slut he thinks he's tough
She's a bitch he is a puff
credits
from Anarchy in the North East,
released August 25, 2023
Written by Graham Fellows
Original Jilted John single released July 1978
Perfectly crafted computer generated music. I hear something new each time I listen; the intricacies are innumerable and it's clear that so much consideration has been given to every sound. Excellent! Microchip Junky
Beautiful songs. Beautiful production. The opening track is an instant winner. There's not many that can manage sparse electronics with voice and have it sound this good. Quite brilliant! Microchip Junky