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12XU
02:08
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1-2-X-U
Saw you in a mag, kissing a man
Saw you in a mag, kissing a man
Saw you in a mag, kissing a man
Saw you in a mag, kissing a man, yeah!
Saw you in a mag, kissing a man
Saw you in a mag, kissing a man
Smoking a fag, kissing a man
Saw you in a mag, kissing a man, yeah!
I've got you in a corner, I got you in a corner
Got you in a corner, got you in a corner
Got you in a cottage, got you in a corner
Got you in a corner, oh no, no, no!
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Boredom
03:06
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You know that I say what I mean
I say what comes to my mind
You see I never get round to things
I'm living in a straight, straight line
You know me I'm acting dumb
You know the scene, very humdrum
Boredom, boredom, boredom
You see I'm living in this movie
But it doesn't move me
I'm the man who's waiting for the phone to ring
Ring-a-ring-a-ring-a-fucking-ding
You know me I'm acting dumb
You know the scene, very humdrum
Boredom, boredom, boredom
Now there's nothing that's behind me
I'm already a has-been
You see my future ain't what it was
Well I think I know the words what I mean
You know me I'm acting dumb
You know the scene, very humdrum
Boredom, boredom, b'dumb, b'dumb
I've taken this extravagant journey
So it seems to me
You see I came here from nowhere
And I'm going straight back there
You know me I'm acting dumb
You know the scene, very humdrum
Boredom, boredom, boredom
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Jilted John
02:40
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I've been goin' out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
When we were watching telly
This is what she said
She said listen John i love you
But there this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me
Who's this bloke i asked her
Gordon she replied
Not that puff I said dismayed
Yes, but he's no puff she cried
He's more of a man than you'll ever be
Here we go, 2 3 4
I was so upset that i cried
All the way to the chipshop
When i came out there was Gordon
Standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him, yeh julie
And they were both laughing at me
She is cruel heartless, to pack me for Gordon
Just because he's better looking than me
Just because he's cool and trendy
But i no he's a morron
Gordon is a morron
Gordon is a morron
Gordon is a morron
Here we go 2 3 4
Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart he's very cheap
She is a slut he thinks he's tough
She's a bitch he is a puff
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TV Stars
01:25
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EDDIE’S TAMMY
STANLEY’S CHAMOIS
Ena Sharples
David Hunter
Meg Mortimer
Stanley Ogden
ALBERT TATLOCK
ALBERT TATLOCK
JIm Baines
John Peel
Annie Walker
Meg Richardson
ALBERT TATLOCK
ALBERT TATLOCK
Kenny Dalglish
Meg Mortimer
Sandy Richardson
Annie Walker
ALBERT TATLOCK
ALBERT TATLOCK
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Whip In My Valise
04:10
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When I met you you were just sixteen
Pulling the wings off the flies
When an old lady got hit by a truck
I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes
Your sadistic suits my masochistic
Theres a whip in may valise on yeah
Who taught you to torture?
Who taught ya?
Describe a special punishment room
Over my garage
There's a whipping post, a vertical beam
You have to be in charge
I payed a packet for a new straight jacket
Who taught you to torture?
Who taught ya?
You put my head into the stocks
And then you went to choose a cane
But hey your cat has got nine tails
You like to leave me lame
I can't thank her, my Sunday Spanker
There's a whip in my valise oh yeah
Who taught you to torture?
Who taught ya?
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